Cuddling Club

Ironically titled CC, but these are the rules, recently made, for Cuddle Buddies in the Cuddle Club.

1. You do not talk about cuddle buddies.
2. YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT CUDDLE BUDDIES! Seriously, once you start telling everyone their name and face you start breaking rule #5 and ruining every good thing you had going for you.
3. If someone says stop, goes limp, or taps out the cuddling is over for the night.
4. No shirts, no shoes.
   
5. Under no circumstances is attachment allowed, as long as you're still cuddle buddies. The relationship may advance or evolve into an emotional connection accompanied with a real relationship. But in that fragile cuddle buddy state, emotional attachment must be avoided.
6. Only two enter at a time. But allies can be requested from time to time, given that both sides agree on their gender.
7. Be forward about rule #5. If one party doesn't know the rules, heinous hate may ensue. Just make sure everyone is on the same page and agrees with the rules.
8. Cuddling will go on as long as it has to.
   
9. Understand that 75% (totally just made that up. It's probably around 80 or 90% actually) of cuddle buddies will break rule #5. It's gonna happen.
10. Enjoy every moment before rule #9 ensues and ruins everything you've worked on. It's meant to be fun.